Skinny, tan, blondee

tamburina:

giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer

(Source: ipoog, via writinginlove)

pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via sexypuma)

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

(via sexypuma)